Long suffering Londoners, who are yet to see any benefit from the Olympic games, were told to stop using their mobile phones because they were interfering with telly coverage of the event.
Londoners were told on Sunday to avoid non-urgent text messages and tweets when events were being screened because overloading of data networks was affecting television coverage.
Commentators of Saturday's men's cycling road race were unable to tell viewers which bum in the air belonged to who because the GPS satellite navigation system travelling with the cyclists was broken.
Of course it was all being touted as particularly annoying for British viewers, who had tuned in hoping to see a medal for sprint king Mark Cavendish. Of course they forgot briefly that they did not watch because Cavendish, like most British great white hopes, was unlikely to get anything.
Apparently when they could not get through they vented their anger on Twitter at the lack of information and made matters worse.
The replacement for the UK's democratic government, the International Olympic Committee spokesman, said the network problem was the fault of those silly UK residents who sent hundreds of messages as they lined the streets to cheer on the British team.
The spokesman denied that the Olympic Committee was suggesting that people should not use their phones.
It was just if it was not an urgent call please kind of take it easy, he said. He admitted that asking Londoners to stop using their phones was not really going to have much effect. It is not as if the IOC has rocket launchers on most of the tall buildings in the capital or anything.
Network pressure has also been caused by the fact that you can see many events live on smartphones.
Mobile operators and infrastructure companies had said they expected to be able to meet the extra demand but the IOC spokesman said it appeared the problem lay with oversubscription on one particular network.
It did not mention who the telco was but the official 2012 Olympic communications services providers are BT, Vodafone and O2, owned by Spain's Telefonica. They all said they had not seen any network problems. BT says it has provided four times the network capacity of the 2008 Beijing Games and laid more cable to manage the feat.
When a human has yet to realised what or why he was born for, he will only be born to be Famous, Fortunate and be Immortalised before pasturising to The Happy Hunting Ground, fingers crossed, oka the one who is underly-conscienced, which is latently overly-conscienced. Conscience being the consciousness and thence awareness that one is Of Humanity, oka A Real Human, when one lacks the realisation of The Divine other than to be of Religion & Religiosity, Hypocrisy & Posture is then the prescription, oka The Repetition. But why must these creatures repetitively be Of Wickedness instead of being repetively Of Humanity? Because they lack conscience which they always over-compensate by acting overly conscienced. Witness, for example, The Kopper who “Has been in The Force for 925.28 years but has yet to see such a horrendous crime” - Mirrors Not Required, of course – not to mention the going-ons at The Station and its Canteen/Rest-cum-Interrogation Room. And witness too the parrots who report on The Empty Seats without one daring to report/detail on the background which they always/miraculously do in minute detail when it comes to Frivolity & Nonsense. Thank God that you cannot make any of this up.
It is benevolent to realise that Angels are Principles whereas Demons are Concepts and that the duty of every Principle or Concept is to replicate, A&D not having any freewill other than to perform their duty. Yes, “Democracy” will never, ever, reach The Spiritual, the realm where absoluteness is the reality and is where neither Black nor White is ever Of Colour/Coloured. To be of The Singularity/Permanence and not of Duality/Repetition. As such, Reality depends on whether one desires Truth or not/some-truth, whether one is of The Purity within Desire or whether one is constantly Desiring Purity, the latter being a myth when the former is lacking. To showcase The Achievement Of Humanity or merely be Of True Humanity. A Simplicity which Eludes OhLimpians and their OhLimpics – and those Empty Seats, which, according to that Tentacle of The Bookie, The Organised through Disorganisation Newshounds, “is bloomingly obviously bad for business”. Not when the business is Kommissioning, the fav of The Bookie and His TattersToAll rule. Thank God that you cannot make any of this up.
"Londoners told to stop using mobiles"
What is this ?
It Sounds like coming from the Middle of
the Jungle.
Please tell me it ain't so!