An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.
3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.
You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.
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“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid” - Jack Benny
Maybe the cheated husband is in denial, maybe he still love his wife and doesn't want to divorce, so he adopted her charade, but there's no way in hell an educated person living in the 21st century can believe that a woman can get pregnant by watching porn. 3D or not.
If I were the horned hubby, I'd ask for a DNA test with the porn movie actor. Let's see if the test match.
They might get some media atention (aparently, they already got), but they look extremely stupid in it.
We have every expectation that
Sam and Dean Winchester are on
their way and packing the "Colt".
Why would she perform a pregnancy test knowing that she didn't have sex? And only after a month.
People skip periods, and people get sick. It doesn't mean they're pregnant, but she presumed she was.
So basically she performed a pregnancy test, having not had sex in months and months.
Lots of sense here.
we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the "sensationalist" with the byline "the newspaper exempt from truth".
Just Saying...
http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78
Original post:
http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113
Hilarious.
This is soooo sad that you were there in Iraq risking your life and she was here having fun! DUMP her man!!!
Does this mean that the kid is half Virtual? like some sort of trans-dimensional semi-transparent Matrix / Lawnmower Man sort of thing?
Or one of those Star Trek episodes where there is a transporter malfunction, and the crew are only half there?
Or like a Ring Wraith???
cooool.
No.. But millions of people still believe that an invisible man from the sky came down and impregnated a woman.. Why not 3d virtual man..
shes a nightrider
In case you were sick when they taught human reproduction, to create a baby, sperm (you know, from a penis) has to be introduced to your wife's egg (residing somewhere in the uterus) by way of insemination (putting the sperm with the egg), which commonly involves inserting a penis into a vagina.
This is a joke, guys...
JK
Just wow lol
So silly! hehe!
http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78
The son of god can't be BLACK, think what that would do to society. God has more sense than that. Hahahaha.
God speed
Go to a 3D porno theater and once the movie starts and the glasses go on you can nail whoever you want!
Yeah, that's what happened -- all the rest of you are just haters. ;)
2. Nothing in the original scriptural prophecy says that the mother of the Messiah was supposed to be a virgin, translated properly, it's 'a young woman of marriageable age'
3. GOD has a very good sense of humour (take that any way you wish). Our sense of humour came from somewhere.
PS... the deposit on the seat seems like a plausible theory, but if it is a really story, she's lying.
Get a clue it is a fictional story, made believeable because just like racial prejudice, military prejudice exists.
Come on, is anyone expected to believe that!
So let's see.... Oh I know! Maybe the husband and the daughter's mom would be willing to believe some stupid lie like that. Nobody else would.
Either way, this is a nice piece of fiction, gets people talking (writing?) because it seems real. Well, real enough excepting a few obvious plot holes that people without brains tend to overlook.
Its a good fake story though, contains all the right elements to make it newsworthy. (Controversy, sex)
Had the story makers been able to tie it to a big name and add a money issue, and then this might have hit the mainstream press.
Well anyways
Cheers.
what an idiot...
Take a look at the original text:
A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.
http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113
It's just stories, people -- just stories.
A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.
If this is true... HOW the hell can he believe that?
This story is fake!!! Was published on a website for Brazilian mood!!
look this article...
http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113
Sharon, shut the f*** up! Not all Americans are as ignorant as you. Get your head out of that fictitious book and read one that may help educate you instead of simply brainwash you! You are very ignorant. A) You can't watch "pornographic" as this is an adjective, not a noun; B) There is no character named "Satan" (the Christians fashioned his looks after the earlier Horned God - Cernunnos or Cerne/Herne -- of the Pagan traditions, just like they made up everything else in their religion after Pagan beliefs; C) If your fictitious Satan made her pregnant why was it white? (Yes, I know you are simply too ignorant to spell "with".) You need to have your head examined. You're way too easily brainwashed.
BTW, "The Wizard of Oz" is a much better story and much more believable than that book of yours.
Who translated this obviously didn't do a good job because not only didn't understand the joke but also thought it was true. And the sa thing is the creators of the joke contacted some websites to tell them it was a joke but this continues to pop up everywhere.
Enough said.
She has also had a second baby. This one is from an Asian porno.
Recently scientists have discovered that sharks have survived millions of years because of their ability to have offspring without mating: http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627584.100-virgin-birth-sharks-secret-survival-trick.html
So why couldn't this be possible in humans?
Ok, I admit: the kid never could have gotten black like this.
So it must be BS.
Send me an email if you want more details of such events (p.s. not sure if the odds are as bad as 1:1billion either, actually think it occurs more often in todays environment).
This guy ranks up there, though.
Headshot to the women and his black guy ,this is the perfect solution stupid loser.
I guess he loves that girl so much, that he's blind for what she's done.
Ok here's the real story;
Either: she's a fuckin liar!
Or: She concieved from a jinn or the devil
Or: she's a fuckin liar!!!!
Either she is or this dumb tabloid!
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She may have been in a blackout at the time the child was conceived. If I was her husband and wasn't a drunkard as well, then I'd divorce her.
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Here's the question.
Why would she perform a pregnancy test knowing that she didn't have sex? And only after a month."
what, do you think she's telling porkies?
And damn... he definitely proved that LOOOOOL
either way i'm grateful for the laugh. XD
I for one enjoyed both the satirical article and your stupid f*cking replies ..... can you people really be this dumb?
http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
mary: hey joseph?
joe: yeah?
mary: you know how we've never had sex?
joe: yeah!
mary: well last night an angel visited me and now i'm pregnant.
joe: jesus christ!
mary: so you already know.....
also i'm in the military laying my life on the line for your freedoms every day. freedom isn't free assholes. this guy is an idiot, just look how he spells his name.
I have appeared in over 190 films. I love performing for and Cumming with my fans.
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2. A bunch of you guys are some racist turds... seriously I've never seen more ignorance in my life, i fully understand why people of other countries laugh at Americans. YOU ALL are proving them right that Americans are in fact uneducated morons gj guys. I'll bet if the baby was white then it'd be a different story... half these comments wouldn't even be here..
stuff like this makes me ashamed to say i'm an american...
See: http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
First of all, G.I.'s not gj's. If you're going to say something, say it right, instead of being a fool. Secondly, if you're ashamed to be an American, get the heck out of the states, because chances are, you're an over-weight, greasy, unemployed, uneducated jerk-off anyhow. We have enough of those rotting away in our country. We don't want you here either. Go live in another country, if this one is so shameful, you jack-wagon.
Second of all, it's not about being racist, it's about the stupidity of someone actually forking up a story about a girl who is trying to push a story on her husband that she got pregnant via a porn in 3-D. If you read the context of the story, the authors are calling BS as much as any of us are. And the whole Black Baby/White Parents thing is a back-up on the story that it is obviously NOT his baby. As for his military intelligence, this does not speak for all Uniformed men & women, but only one man, who probably doesn't even believe the story himself (if it were true, but it's been confirmed that this is a running hoax), but wants to stick up for his wife and stay with her. Just some sap who loves his wife, no matter her wrong doing.
Third, and finally, this story is a hoax. It's not real. Not here, not in some other country. The article picture is clipped from another article, and isn't much different than from what's posted in The Star or National Enquirer, papers that people read for entertainment.
Now, if this was real, (and it's NOT) well... I would have to say that I am extremely impressed with 3-D, and that Universal Studio's movie rides that make you "feel the experience" are going to have to work harder to one-up the experience...
Guy's don't be surprised when the guy next to you gets his brains blown out the next time you watch a 3D action movie.
ok, so non-americans can usually pick up on a fake story, but some of them....my gosh, prognant cuz of a movie... so if i posted a story about Transformers actually being a documentary, would you automatically beleive it?
dumb fuck.