Wikileaks is backed by lizards -

While Julian Assange is famous for his conspiracy theories about the CIA, it seems his current plight has not affected his fellow tin foil hat wearers who follow British messiah David Icke.

You would think that Icke's followers, who believe that the world is ruled by a secret cult of alien masonic lizards, would be supportive of Assange's stand against the Man, or in this case reptile.

But a look into the Ike forums reveals that they believe that Assange is all part of the Lizard plot.

Icke's cult works on the basis of connections which are sometimes pretty dubious, but sound credible. Thus by making links, sometimes resorting to numerology, but mostly guilt by association, it is possible to create a picture of a world where the top players are lizards who rule the world.

I have to point out that I am biased because, according to Icke, I am a lizard, or at least given my connections I should be. In fact, TechEye is also of the lizard persuasion

Wikileaks appears to be part of the big lizard conspiracy because it fails to mention that great plot of the 20th century, which sucks up most of the pre-occupation with many Icke followers – 9/11.

Assange became a suspected Lizard when he said that he was constantly annoyed that people are distracted by "false conspiracies such as 9/11, when all around we provide evidence of real conspiracies, for war or mass financial fraud."

Wikileaks has also never leaked documents that confirm that 9/11 was all a front by the Lizards to get the US into a war against Iraq.

However lately, according to the Icke Forums, Assange's lizard credentials have been revealed by the fact that his laywer Mark Stephens works for the law firm Finers Stephens Innocent. This law firm is legal adviser to the Rothschild Waddesdon Trust.

The Trust is concerned with the "maintenance, improvement and payment of certain of the outgoings in respect of Waddesdon Manor Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire."

So basically it provides legal advice for a trust that runs a historic house, but that is not enough to stop the Ickists finding Lizard webbed feet in it.

According to the boards, the Wadesdon Trust's board of trustees is chaired by the Queen''s former Private Secretary Lord Fellowes and has three Rothschild family members as trustees, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Lady Rothschild (his wife) and Beth Matilda Rothschild. The Trust is based at 14 St James's Place in London which is also the London address of Lord Jacob Rothschild and his high profile wealth management business St. James's Place Group.

Finers Stephens Innocent appears to have a strong focus in providing tax advice to mega-rich customers.

As one forum member pointed out "Assange's lawyer is a high profile establishment lawyer whose law firm works for the Rothschilds. Therefore... this is proof enough that Assange is a Rothschild puppet and that Wikileaks is a Rothschild operation."

Of course you can use the same logic to claim that since I did martial arts with Princess Di's doctor, me and the people's princess were linked.

You can see how the human logic works... but I would say that... I am a lizard.