Google’s Mezzerschmidt declares the sound of silence -

Three thousand words later and we're neither better or worse off: Eric Mezzerschmidt, the man who parallels that one fist-clenching actor from Indiana Jones' Raiders Of The Lost Ark, said absolutely bugger all.

The Fira in Barcelona is borderline magical. Even walking past Hall 7's "app planet" is a lovely experience. But Schmidt's presentation disappointed the most cynically disappointed.

Of all the things to announce, he and Google went for video editing software.  

Gil, whoever that is, looked on at this video editing software, The engineer tried it out. The entire crowd laughed to see such fun and the pig jumped over the moon.