BDSM porn downloads traced back to Vatican -

The Vatican is the only country on the planet with zero live births. However that doesn’t mean that the residents of this tiny city state, which was granted independence by Benito Mussolini in 1929, do not indulge in sexually explicit shenanigans. 

TorrentFreak and ScanEye have established that Holy See computers were involved in some rather unholy practices, downloading bondage, domination, sadism and masochism torrents, CBS reports.  Of course, this does not mean that cardinals are downloading BDSM porn, with titles such as “BDSM Sklavin Zuchtigung im Dunklen Hobbykeller teen fesselspiele,” which sound pretty nasty even by German standards. 

Plenty of lay people work for the Vatican and have access to computers located in the city. It does not, however, mean that cardinals aren’t downloading BDSM videos. So all we can say is that someone in Vatican City enjoyed the works of Lea Lexis, Krissy Lynn, Tiffany Starr and Sheena Shaw, along with sitcoms such as Touch, The Americans and The Neighbors. 

The downloads were tracked in the first three months of 2013. It should be noted that the Vatican does not have its own mobile carrier, so we will never know whether some residents accessed porn and torrent sites using mobile gear. The list only covers illegal torrent downloads.

After a series of particularly nasty scandals involving the church, it is rather comforting and to some extent surprising to see Vatican residents are 'just' downloading lesbian and BDSM porn.