And it came to pass that the Tablets of Smug were passed unto the Promised land by the Children of Jobs, after King Ballmer failed to flog them, even on eBay. But the Children of In-Tel were perplexed for they likethed not the Tablets, for they were neither PC or netbook and did not need the Chips of Chipzilla. “Tablets liketh not the Atom, nor the Sandybridge and run only on the ARM of Satan, thus we must kill them, even unto stone dead,” they muttered. And they looked about them for a weapon that they could use to smite the Tablet of Jobs and then did note that a tablet lacked a keyboard. What would happen if we created a Tablet but gave unto it a keyboard to make it more useful? They asked unto themselves and behold was the Ultrabook created. But when the designed of In-tel did take unto their designs to their allies in the manufacturing world, were not the OEMs unimpressed. Did they not say unto the designers of In-Tel that it would cost a lot to make? In-Tel was perplexed. How was it possible that Jobs could make an expensive tablet for $600 and yet nailing a Keyboard onto it costeth another $400. And the OEMs did spake and say unto them “We cannot get the wood these days and besides we wish to have unto ourselves the mark up of Steve Jobs.” However, In-Tel did reply unto them and point out that there was no way they were going to ever get the mark up of Steve Jobs, for only Apple Fanboys would pay those prices. But the OEMS hardened their hearts, for was it not written that Steve Jobs was a game changer and had lifted prices even unto the heavens itself. “If thou would have us drop our prices and reduce our mark-ups, thou would first hath to drop thine own mark-ups. Do thou not maketh more than 50 per cent mark up on thine own silicon?” And In-Tel did cough and did say that was different. For where would Chipzilla be without its stonking prophets? And doth not the double dip recesssion loometh where seven thin cows shall eateth of seven fat cows? And the OEMS did spake and argue that Intel then maketh one rule for others and another for itself. “We trust not in the low mark-up any longer, for it is only us that hath to conform unto it. Hath not even Ech-Peh hath left the land of low mark up and we shall have no more faith in it either.” And In-Tel had to admit that its Ultrabooks were stuffed, even unto the extra USB socket.


1Woe be unto the pastors that destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture! saith the LORD. 2Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the LORD. 3And I will gather the remnant of my flock out of all countries whither I have driven them, and will bring them again to their folds; and they shall be fruitful and increase. 4And I will set up shepherds over them which shall feed them: and they shall fear no more, nor be dismayed, neither shall they be lacking, saith the LORD.
10For the land is full of adulterers; for because of swearing the land mourneth; the pleasant places of the wilderness are dried up, and their course is evil, and their force is not right.
11For both prophet and priest are profane; yea, in my house have I found their wickedness, saith the LORD.
12Wherefore their way shall be unto them as slippery ways in the darkness: they shall be driven on, and fall therein: for I will bring evil upon them, even the year of their visitation, saith the LORD.
13And I have seen folly in the prophets of Samaria; they prophesied in Baal, and caused my people Israel to err.
14I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness: they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah.
16Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.
21I have not sent these prophets, yet they ran: I have not spoken to them, yet they prophesied.
22But if they had stood in my counsel, and had caused my people to hear my words, then they should have turned them from their evil way, and from the evil of their doings.
23Am I a God at hand, saith the LORD, and not a God afar off?
24Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD.