Today's reading from the IT Bible

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• thomasxstewart - 29 Oct 12:18
  theBLACK Orifice, Dark side of i bm, Cameth with idea to propegate own Juniper, that being Oracle. Public Domain software with Quick Flip Flop of dance, For those buying first fain system. Oracle took Whiyte & Ate Zit, which gave back anuos.
  
  Blood from Enema Flowed as Crucified Newbees' Spawned Moore & Moore Hard Cash for Freely Delivered Products. Yet, Black Orifice Itself aged & disappated, REDMan now needed New Acerage, Far Outpacing Orifices Ability to hold onto looted coin. Cattle Hurd with Cattle Prod Up keister Charge about helpless, Now gone from Eyes of Black Orifice. Oracle Rang Not True to jew, Whom Quashed & Made own, True to Public savaee'.FRE'.
  
  Then Nick Sniffed, Who Stinks & nick Was Bloosum of Biographers Urine jar.
  
  vondrashek GOD
• rich wargo - 29 Oct 14:34
  "...even stupider than the children of Apple, who are as thick as the filth of the swine."
  
  I didn't think it was possible to get a negative score on an IQ test. I thought zero, or the maximum IQ of all the children of Apple was the lowest. Oh, mighty prophet Nick of the land of Farrells, thou hast straightened me out.
• Ackso from the Grateful Dead Gnostics: - 29 Oct 20:00
  45:18
  Oh hark! Evenest thigh as Eye,
  was soreth afeared, rollethed,
  believingest all was on the blink.
  
  45:19
  The pigsty of the Apple-onions being
  a desolation of jackalls, but
  evenest unto all that, peradventure,
  
  45:20
  that if there shouldest be
  buttest one, who is able unto
  purse the slips of dreamers,
  discerning crooked things
  straight away;
  
  45:20.5
  then thou humblest savant,
  Nickaulos of Farrellos;
  is it who taketh away
  the Air off of Macs,
  
  45:21
  Lo! How couldst this be
  if he is to be given off
  as the bride-groom cometh;
  verily quickly?
  
  45:22
  and one as an inkling
  staining the heads, saying:
  "Taketh out thy bin,
  oh sowne of min, and
  witteth all things as goeth the East
  going West and then South as the I-5",
  
  45:23
  and all things inscribbed he
  from on the bogs wall,
  leavin the breath thereof
  over against the crust of the crud,
  
  45:24
  so that the mean of average
  stature may see
  the gory which is
  the gourd off which
  drunken whereof
  as all git out.
  
  45:25
  Even thigh as Eye,
  was sore afeared,
  rolled mine eyes,
  and despareth
  that nuns wouldst
  hold sway and that
  there nudist be no
  utterances in tongues
  from the confoundations of
  the very IT world on this day;
  
  35:62
  But beforeth thigh stoodest
  aghast hastening, it passed, and
  wraught it froward
  with the sound of
  a mighty and rushing wind,
  
  45:26
  thatst isth it, innit?
  
  45:27
  Fro weird art good boys and girls,
  who buy oure very adventurous
  nature are vaunted to be bestowed
  on by all that jit
  which is spilled jist.
  
  45:28
  Ahhhh man!

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