My name is Steve Jobs.
I am quite old but I am an alpha male.
I look really good in turtle necks and jeans for crying out loud.
I was born February 24, 1955 and so I am much younger than Mad Mike Magee.
I am also far richer than Mad Mike Magee. He is not on our press list.
I don't like him. He wears 501 jeans too but doesn't look good in a turtleneck. I know that, because I've met him.
I was married by a Zen Buddhist. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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I like the Beatles even though I found myself in litigation with Apple Corp.
I met Mike Magee at the London Palladium when I was launching my really fabulous NeXT box. I sold that to Apple for nearly $250 million. I am more handsome and far richer than Mike Magee and my Wikipedia entry is way way longer than his. He's a jerk and requires total disambiguation.
Also Grow Mighty torso Probosus.
Ps My Tits Are More Firm than Evas'. Have 10,640 Excentric Gyrations & Forward Upward Bee Thy Name.
pssst' stevie:got eastern chick lined up for human immolation at theJOBS Funeral, let ME Know. Take Dep Breathe of That Rich,Black Carbon....
PPS Isn't Press List infringement of freedom of Press. PLUS: both Eva & Eye Eat Alpho.
ALl That Told To TS By EVA.
"I got around 250,000 picture hits in google; Mike got less than 4,000 - mixed with that soccer player and other stuff."
Immolation at his funeral will surely increase Apple's carbon footprint. with the massive number of iCult's sheeple, greenpeas might send them beyond the bottom of their list... since he thinks different, he might take the offer and save their souls.
Try using one hand and banging your fingers against your palm. Then you'll hear it.
:-)